I Am Fun to Drink Beer With

Posted on October 24th by

Really
I am not a twisted angry freak creeping across a playground with my cock hanging out
I cannot roll a joint with only one hand nor can I juggle with just two
I can dance though and I too am fond of t-shirts
I often wear shoes indoors and sometimes to bed when I’ve drunk enough
I am well read and highly educated and no longer vote and no longer care
I am proud and embarrassed
We are very similar you and I
Maybe
If I peed in your pod would you poop on my stoop?

The End
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2 Responses to I Am Fun to Drink Beer With

  1. IncendiaryMuse says:
    November 15th at 7:13 pm

    Funny. Quite catchy.

    Reply
  2. Gurn Blanston says:
    November 5th at 12:59 pm

    I PROLLY WOULD

    I MAYBE EVEN HAVE

    THE 80S WERE A BLURRY PERIOD AFTER ALL

    Reply

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